Josh Reynolds

Just a reminder: The spelling bee is on Nov. 30th. I hope to see you there.

Heckasac, any commentary on this?

For God's sake, can we get off April for a bit in FBOFW? I am so sick of her pimple storyline, and I'm not a big fan of the Shannon bits either. So, Gerald is her next friend who is an uncaring boob? YAWN. I want some more Michael fighting with his neighbors or Weed and and his girlfriend. Please just something else. I'm starting to really hate April.

I shouldn't post after drinking so much wine. The "I'm thankful for you" post was the cyber equivalent to getting one of my inebriated hugs.

Thanksgiving was great this year. It didn't live up to the majesty of the legendary 2003 Thanksgiving but I don't think anything ever will. When the party is started by everyone doing the wave you know you are in for some good times. But, on to this year. The food was excellent and Phyllis out did herself making two chocalate pies, an apple pie, and a pumpkin poundcake. For some reason this year was also very slapstick. At one point I was sitting in my chair finishing the sentence "...and I hope what I said was poignant as well." when my chair collapsed. Hilarity ensued. Later on there was a blueberry pie there that no one wanted to eat that I kept threatening to put my face in just for laughs but finally it was decided that Nic would in fact hit me in the face with the pie. Afterwards he hit himself in the face with the pie. My beard was covered in pie and I had to go home and take a shower but it was worth it.

I'm now liveblogging Thanksgiving dinner. Phyllis is going to the Price is Right. She wants to get on and win some money. Does anyone have any tips for her? Gorman was in rough shape this morning when I called but I sarged him out of bed and now the turkey and ham are cooking in the oven waiting for us to eat the living hell out of them.

I'm thankful for you!

WYSIWYG was awesome last night! I was very, very, very, nervous but when I got up there it just disappeared and I sailed into the bit with the greatest of ease. I was also happy, since I didn't practice my bit for time, that I didn't have to hear the humiliating "bing" of the egg time telling me I had gone for too long.

I especially liked Dan's story about Chucklehead.

Next Tuesday I will be performing at this event doing a story about the strangest tour I ever went on. It should be pretty fun and the other performers are really good so you should think about coming down.

Sorry Out Hud. The L Train is a crappy train. I've only been commuting to work on it now for about three weeks and I can say that I now dread going to work in the morning. It is not uncommon to watch a few trains go by at the Bedford station too full of people for me to get on and when you do finally get on there's not even any room for me to read For Better or For Worse! By the way, I'll be pleased when April's pimple storyline is over. Let's get back to Elizabeth and the hunky RCMPoliceman. But I digress, so this morning I got up early to go to work and good thing because when I got to teh L stop the train wasn't running at all. So, I had to take the bus up to the G train and then take that to the 7 train up in Queens basically negating my plans to come in early to work.

Hey everybody!

Just a quick note: putting a picture of your horse on your MySpace profile is lame.

People talk a lot of shit about Courtney Love and much of it is well deserved. I mean, do you remember the whole thing about how she tried to make her drug overdose "fun" for her kid? I suppose that's better than attempting to make it even crappier but come on now. Anyway, I'm always pleasantly surprised by how many Hole songs I don't know and their consistently high quality when I do hear them.

I'm putting a moratorium on nerd costumes. They aren't funny anymore so cut it out. The tape on the glasses, the highwaters and all that jazz? Tired.

Soon to be tired according to how much these costumes were sighted during the NYC Halloween parade: Ipods and The Gates.