Josh Reynolds

Goose's Infamous HOOTERS World Tour

I enjoyed this. The famous Hooters Girl section is simply magnificient! I'm sure you will agree.

Things have taken an interesting turn in the office recently and no one is more excited about it than I am. First off, one of my coworkers made a bet with a friend of his, a woman, and he lost. The consequences of this loss? He has to get a bikini wax at a spa. Apparently the woman and her friends are going to be there to watch and drink wine and cheese.



Secondly, there is a new person here in the office and she has the most grating Boston accent perhaps ever. We were having political talk in the office and she piped up that her friend had had an affair with John Kerry and from what she learned from her Kerry is not a good man. I must pump for more details!

Via Jeff the Canadian comes my new favorite joke:

Q: What is the opposite of a metrosexual?

A: A hobosexual!

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!

And in the "How did he get so handsome?!" department...

Ichiro went 5 for 5 last night so he's still well on his way to breaking George Sisler's single season hit record. Ichiro is the coolest baseball player in the major leagues today. How many other baseball players have books like this?

Russ Meyer is dead.

Unfortunately, Faster Pussycat is still not dead.

Not quite Rathergate material, but Drudge has got the scoop here on this developing scandal.

Can we all agree that we are over "bloggers in pajamas"? OVER IT. The blogosphere does overkill very, very, well. Start here. Here's more. I can't go on. Let it die.

Is it real? God, I hope so. That marriage would finally make life worth living again.

This is my new favorite web site.

I admit it. I am one of those people who stand in the door of the subway blocking people. I don't even think this is funny! I'm just on a roll!

Poker was a bit of a bust again last night as I lost about ten dollars. Someday I will win again I'm sure of it. I just have to think positive. Right? Right?



R.I.P. I will have to sniff some glue tonight in honorarium. Despite being the weirdest of the Ramones Johnny was one of my favorites and the Mosrite stlye cannot be denied. Strangely,three out of the four orginal Ramones have died in the past three years. Do you think that it's possible that the signed a deal with the devil and now the note has come due? See here for more information.

More Jack Chick
madness here.


There hasn't been much Beetle Bailey news here in the blog but that isn't because I haven't been paying attention. Oh no, I have! But, I figured you were getting bored of my "Beetle is weird again!" posts so I cut them out. Now they are back! The Walker's, Mort and Jeff, the father and son team who do BB have been inserting even more topical subject matter into the strip as of late. No longer just a "military laffs" strip we now have strips like this:



Take a look at the new recruits. Just what in the heck is going on here? Who are these people? A guy with a white moustache in a cap and gown? What?

I enjoy his rendering of the plane here. It looks like I drew it.

Nothing says "Remind me why I hate humanity" quite like a trip on the Greyhound. I hadn't ridden the hound in years. The last time I did so I was coming down with Hepatitis A and was really sick so that wasn't a pleasant experience at all. This time though I was in fine health and it was the run of the mill Greyhound experience which is to say quite a bit like being thrown into a thresher. Why was I on a Greyhound? Funny you should ask. Heather and I went to Delaware to go to a college football game. Yes, true story. We watched the Division I-AA champs the University of Delaware Blue Hens. Blue Hen is perhaps the least fear inducing team names I can think of that isn't one of those new school names that women's basketball teams always get like "The Durham Flight" or the (gag) "Seattle Reign". I mean, Red Wings doesn't inspire fear but at least it sounds a little cool. The "Flight" sounds nothing but lame. The Greyhound trip was only about two hours long which was nice but it was so cramped and had the usual Greyhound suspects like "What is that smell?" and the extremely loud comments from the embittered Greyhound driver. Thankfully we were off that soon enough an on to the game. The announcer at the game was terrible. Not a single redeeming feature about him other than he could speak English. He stumbled over the 9/11 tribute and just sounded whiny all the way through. The football game itself was sort of interesting although it was more intriguing to note that we may have been the only two people in the 25-35 age group there. Everyone else was much younger or older. It was also of note that the opposing teams cheerleaders were not anywhere near the caliber of the U of D cheerleaders which must bring everlasting shame on the Towson student body. It was also band night which meant that there were "2000 PERFORMERS ON THE FIELD AT ONE TIME!!!" all playing that song which never need be played on planet Earth again "Hang On Fucking Sloopy".


Back to work.

This is the featured personal ad on Gawker today:

More about what I am looking for: "Someone whose passion for life and love even comes close to mine."



Oh, gross.

To everyone that saw the prior post I have taken it down in order to try and make the photo workable. In it's place I will tell you about my boss who was down in the Bahamas during the recent hurricane. He said he wasn't in much danger really but the thing that mostly stood out in my mind was his reference to how great "the help" was. I didn't know anyone even said that anymore. I mean, "the employees at the hotel" seems right. "The help" is so...so...Gosford Park or something.

Look Anon, I know bored people are boring but I'm not feeling inspired right this second. However, let me just say that the school hostage situation in Russia is totally out of control. Actually, things in Russia are so crazy right now what with the two jets being blown up and the suicide bomber. I can't imagine the national mood there right now.

On a lighter Russia related note, I love this site.

www.englishteacherx.com